What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 07:41

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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